Quotations are amazing. They tell so much in so few words.
Few of them are really inspirational.
Some of my favourite are:
1.Where wealth accumulates, men decay.
2.The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman!!
3.Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place!
4.Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side