1.Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22..
2.I will play d next World Cup-Sachin..
3.Shahid,Saif atended Kareena's 8th Wedding..
4.Petrol - 984/-Litre..
5.SRK's Daughter becomes a Heroine wid Big B in Chini Khatam..
6.CID completed 10 lakhs tv episodes..
7.Nokia launches new Phone with 20 sim card,500 GB InBuilt Memory,Camera, Music & Video Player,WiFi, 5G, GPS TV, Fridge & Washing Machine (all in Phone)
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Two men met at an airport. One said to the other "Oh ****! I've lost my wife!"
Other replies "mine too! What'd yours wife look alike? "
The first man told "five foot seven, long blond hair, slim figure, D cups, wearing black
stockings & a mini skirt with a strapless top. What does yours look like? "
The other replied "Just leave her, let's find yours. "
A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google
In Searching A Girl In A Crowd
A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle
In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved
This is a very serious warnin to all my friends Drinking and driving is extremly dangerous ...
Friday evening while driving ,my friend took his arm out of the window to indicate he's turning right..
Someone stole his BEER...
A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'.
She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?'
He said-- I'm Just Kidding---!!! : )