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    Intelligent boy

    Intelligent boy who is qualified for IIM.



    A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade
    > class. Madam asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
    >
    > Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
    > third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th
    > Grade!"
    >
    > Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the
    Boy
    > waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the
    > situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and
    if
    > he failed to answer any of his
    > questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
    >
    > the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
    > agreed to take the test.
    >
    >
    >
    > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    > Boy.: "9".
    >
    >
    > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    > Boy.: "36".
    >
    >
    > And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade
    should
    > know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to
    the
    > 4th grade."
    >
    > Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
    >
    > Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
    >
    >
    > Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?
    >
    > Boy, after a moment "Legs."
    >
    >
    > Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
    >
    > Boy.: "Pockets."
    >
    >
    >
    > Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    > delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
    >
    > Boy.: Coconut
    >
    >
    > Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
    >
    > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
    > Boy was taking charge.
    >
    > Boy.: Bubblegum
    >
    >
    > Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
    > does on three legs?
    >
    > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    answer...
    >
    > Boy.: Shake hands
    >
    >
    >
    > Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
    > get wet before you do.
    >
    > Boy.: Tent
    >
    >
    >
    > Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
    > man always has me first.
    >
    > The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala
    > Vodka peg.
    >
    > Boy.: Wedding Ring
    >
    >
    > Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,
    > you feel good.
    >
    > Boy.: Nose
    >
    >
    >
    > Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
    >
    > Boy.: Arrow
    >
    >
    > Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat
    > and excitement?
    >
    > Boy.: Firetruck
    >
    >
    >
    > Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u
    > have to use ur hand.
    >
    > Boy.: Fork
    >
    >
    >
    > Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
    > others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
    > they're married?
    >
    > Boy.: SURNAME.
    >
    >
    > Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
    > veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
    >
    > Boy.: HEART.
    >
    >
    >
    > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
    >
    >
    >"Send this Boy to
    > IIM AHEMEDABAD,
    > I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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    hahahaha....truly intelligent.....truly.....

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