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    Things my mother taught me:

    I know that all of you will be able to relate to this.
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    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If
    you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

    My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will
    come out of the carpet."

    My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't
    straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

    My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."

    My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean
    underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give*
    you something to cry about."

    My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut
    your mouth and eat your supper!"



    My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look*
    at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

    My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that
    spinach is finished."

    My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept
    through your room."

    My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I
    yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

    My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you
    once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

    My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you
    into this world, and I can take you out."

    My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop
    acting like your father!"

    My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of
    less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!




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    Re: Things my mother taught me

    Fantastic.Now tell me what did your father teach you...

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    Re: Things my mother taught me

    hehehe...my dad.... he has told this thing many a times--- > bete main tera baap hoon ...mujhe sab kuch pata hain..!!!

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