HARD-DISK Girl: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girl: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girl: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girl: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girl: Difficult to access.
SERVER Girl: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girl: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girl: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girl: Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girl: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...