HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.

WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?

HUSBAND: Hard disk full.

WIFE: Have you brought the saree?
[HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.


WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!

HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.

WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?


HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.


WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.



WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!

HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.


WIFE: You are useless!


HUSBAND: By default.



WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?


HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.


WIFE: What is my value in your life?


HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.


WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!


HUSBAND: Too many parameters.


WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!


HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.


WIFE: I will leave you forever!


HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.



WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!




HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.


WIFE: I am going!!!


HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.