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    Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

    Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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    LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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    LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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    BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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    LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
    is cold.






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    Re: Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

    hehehehe....true true...

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    Re: Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

    Wow.................it is really ROFL...
    Vrishti Singh

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    Re: Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

    4th Law of something(u also forgot): Every action of studying, results in equal and opposite reaction of sleep!This is the universal law man!

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    Lol and roll

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