The most sensible non sense
QUOTES THAT MAKE A LOT OF SENSE
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
I can become head of my department but it is illegal to shoot my boss.
The trouble with being punctual in office is that there is nobody to appreciateit.
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Help a man when he is in troubleand he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Don't worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!