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    Laws of Immigration

    Newton's laws of Immigration

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    LAW 1 :

    A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or Greed

    until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.





    LAW 2 :

    The Force of Deportation F = ma

    Where :-

    m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.

    a = dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.



    (This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back

    after making lot of Money.)



    LAW 3 :

    For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit,

    A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Basis.


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    Another funny joke on Newton's law!

    When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."

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    Re: Another funny joke on Newton's law!

    oh hoo.... that was was cool

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