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    Is god an engineer?

    Vacations are on and I have nothing to do..My mom forced me to go with her to a nearby temple. As I waited endlessly outside the temple for mom to finish her ‘buttering’, I started thinking....

    IS GOD AN ENGINEER?

    He must be an IT engineer; after all, He knows more than Google does!
    But then, why does He send flashes of lightening when it rains? He must be an Electric Engineer.
    But then again, He made the seas and oceans. He surely must have been a Marine Engineer.
    What about the chemical reactions because of which the world was formed.. 100% Chemical Engineering hi kiya hoga!
    We can't deny that he constructed the whole world. It is His design after all! Is He into civil then?



    Finally mom came out and we had to leave and I thought.. ’What the hell!! As though, He must have been able to get admission in the general quota after clearing exams like AIEEE n CET!! Chod!! Bhagwaan ke paas itna TP karne ke liye time nahi rahega!’


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    Re: Is god an engineer?

    hehehehe....... good creative thinking.....

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    Ha ha ha nice ones [MENTION=5]aishwarya[/MENTION]!!

    hey are you the same dudette who gave us canteen-o-logy??????

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    Re: Is god an engineer?

    hey thnx...mangzee!!

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    Hey saloni..thnx..and yes im the same 'dudette' who gave you canteen-o-logy..do read my other posts too...
    ..... @ishwarya ....

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    He He He... lovely post!! I never Prayed in that way!!

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    [MENTION=5]aishwarya[/MENTION] -simply loved dis article!!

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    @crazy.bishnoi29..thnx
    [MENTION=7117]cool.taniya[/MENTION]...hey thnx a tonne!!
    ..... @ishwarya ....

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    nice profile picture aishwarya.. can anyone tell me how to add profile pictures?????

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    hey [MENTION=545]crazybishnoi29[/MENTION].. thnx man!!
    ..... @ishwarya ....

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    Well thought Aish! But u r making him (our lovely god) an engineer! To me... he more seems to be an "artist" playing with his art, painting this nature, creating lovely species. And yupp, after all that u can entitle all those heavy engineer degrees to him! but trust me, he don't want to see 3 idiots after that!!

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    Re: Is god an engineer?

    This to all those who are crazy to find answers such as what is this universe, big-bang, what is 4th dimension, what will happen to our universe... will it end one day?, what was before the universe was formed or big-bang event happened, where is the edge of this dark infinite space.... is there a wall at the edge of the whole universe saying "Dead End! Turn Left"! where is the base and where is the up of this space, where these all planets are hanging, why didn't they fell downward or just hopp here and there lossely in universe?

    Yes. There are lot of and lot of questions related to our eternity.

    I am extracting juices of my mind from last several years trying to find answers of such question and what i got!..............bunch of another questions still unanswered.

    Watch these videos and realize on your own...where we stand in this infinite dark matter. And the biggest question is....
    Are We Alone???????


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr7wNQw12l8

    I am waiting for your reactions on this.

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    Hey, too much ho gaya na! Chalo chodo yaar, enjoy the day!
    Take Care.
    Last edited by priyankkumar89; 1st August 2011 at 04:28 AM.
    Priyank Kumar

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    Re: Is god an engineer?

    Here's a one shot of theory i found:

    What was there before the universe was created with a big bang? The answer to this question is what contemporary physics is trying to understand.
    Evidences are becoming very clear based on research by Indian Scientists in the Indian Institute of Science that Universe is in its fifth cycle of “birth and death “. Just like in case of the stars (known as Super Nova), Universes are also created and destroyed periodically in Billions of years. Many Universes are actually contained by mega-Universe. These Universes are born and they die over billions of years. The mega-Universes are contained by super-mega-Universe and they are also born and die. This goes on and on till we reach the multidimensional infinity. Those who are religious may at that stage interpret God as that invisible “multi-dimensional infinity” that really created everything and controls everything.
    So what was there before the big-bang theory? For understanding that concept, you may need to understand how stars and solar systems are created and they do die over time. For example four billion years from today, our Sun will “die” through a process called Super Nova. The whole solar system including our earth will be destroyed as the expanding sun will absorb it and then become a “dead Star”. But then all the matter around it will again collect into another area of the Universe and the new solar system will be created.
    Similarly, before our current Universe, the previous generation Universe died. There is something called “dark energy”. As dark energy increases, the acceleration may happen so quickly that galaxies, stars, and eventually atoms will be torn apart, in the so-called Big Rip. About six Billion years before our Universe started accelerating towards this Big Rip process.
    After the Universe is destroyed, the dark energy will eventually lead to a re-collapse of the Universe, in the Big Crunch into a dot in a different part of the Mega-Universe. And then another big bang will happen!
    The Universe and the Mega Universe chains gives rise to the so-called “multi-dimensional physical infinity”. In other words if you try to reach out to physical science to answer this phenomenon, eventually science will come back and say it is infinity – we just do not know.
    However, when you pull yourself out of the physical domain and focus on spiritual domain then things become very clear. According to these Physicists in the Indian Institute of Science, the ancient Hinduism said things that we are scientifically getting to know now!
    Spirituality allows us to move out of that confusing never-ending physical infinity. The physical infinity is like getting into a room full of mirrors. It is just a case of illusion that seems millions of you through the mirror effects. But once you turn the light off, you realize that it is just you in the rooms! Spirituality allows you to get over that realm of confusing physical reality.
    The real challenge for science is not to just to dig in more of the physical reality - but try to traverse the "science and art" of unknown spirituality. There are evidences that extra-terrestrials with very advanced technology mastered the spiritual realm of science and they are capable of creating the miracles.
    Priyank Kumar

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    Re: Is god an engineer?

    Quote Originally Posted by priyankkumar89 View Post
    Well thought Aish! But u r making him (our lovely god) an engineer! To me... he more seems to be an "artist" playing with his art, painting this nature, creating lovely species. And yupp, after all that u can entitle all those heavy engineer degrees to him! but trust me, he don't want to see 3 idiots after that!!
    its all in the mind, my dear..you can think of him as whatever you wish..and FYI hez watching all of us idiots down here!! let alone 3 of them!!
    ..... @ishwarya ....

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    creative thoughts..........keep it up......
    Vrishti Singh

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