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    Favorite 32 Software Engineer's Daily Routine (MUST READ)

    8:30AM: wake up
    8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.
    8:50AM: Have To.
    9:15AM: Punch in.
    9:20AM: Check Mail.
    9:25AM: Check Again just in case...
    9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).
    9:45AM: TEA party.
    10:00AM: Check Mail.
    10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?
    10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
    10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.
    10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)
    11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.
    11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?
    11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.
    12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.
    12:30AM: lunch
    1:00PM: Lunch over.
    1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
    1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.
    1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.
    2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
    2:45PM: Tea Time.
    3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness
    4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
    4:11PM: Try to look busy.
    4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).
    4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
    4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.
    4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.
    5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
    5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.
    5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
    5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.
    5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.
    5:15PM: Third in punching out.
    5:25PM: Reached Room.
    5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.
    8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD.
    8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.
    8:48PM: Dinner finished.
    12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.
    1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead






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    Re: Software Engineer's Daily Routine (MUST READ)

    All this will change when you enter in professional life... college life is best... after that very little time for enjoy......

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    Re: Software Engineer's Daily Routine (MUST READ)

    How did he get the sleep?

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    Re: Software Engineer's Daily Routine (MUST READ)

    Quote Originally Posted by crazybishnoi29 View Post
    All this will change when you enter in professional life... college life is best... after that very little time for enjoy......
    college life is the best...... professional life completely drains of our energy.....

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    Re: Software Engineer's Daily Routine (MUST READ)

    story was interesting definitely...........maza aa gya............

    ---------- Post added at 07:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:05 PM ----------

    Last edited by vrishtisingh; 16th October 2011 at 07:13 PM.
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