There are a lot of english SMSes floating around...let us share some of the best english smses on this thread!!
Here's my collection of my Fav English SMSes..
A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.
Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples...
There's absolutely no reason to fear menopause....
It`s the eggs that expire & not the Hen....
And the Cock still enjoys it! LOL
Man has 23 useless part. 20 Nails he can,t Hammer, 2 Balls he can't Throw and 1 Cock that doesn't Crow. Ladies don't laugh, ur Pussies cant catch Mice either!