Wife : If you don’t come for the family get-together today, you have no idea what I will do..
Engineer Husband : Crash my hard drive?????????
Wife : I don't understand why our son is getting punished everyday in school?
Engineer Husband : Syntax error, I guess!
Wife : You were supposed to go to your mother’s place. Why are you still here?
Engineer Husband : Access denied!
Wife : Why the hell did you marry me?
Engineer Husband : Known Trojan is better than an unknown bug!
Wife : How come I never get to drive your car?
Engineer Husband : You have only ‘read’ permissions..not ‘write’!
Wife : Why haven’t you washed the dishes?
Engineer Husband : You didn’t log your call!!How am I to know?
A non-engineer : I don’t know how you handle you wife so well? What is it that you do when she gets angry?
His friend, an engineer : Cntrl + Alt + Del!
Wife : I’m so fed up, I think I’m going to divorce you..
Engineer Husband : You mean, I can now log into another User Account??
Wife : Its 10:30 in the morning!! When the hell are you going to get up..
Engineer Husband : I'm trying to boot!
Wife : I have told you a million times not to keep a wet towel on the sofa..Which language should I translate it into for you to get it??
Husband : C++..