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    Heart 32 20 Things we Programmers say when something is not working..!!

    came across this list recently.
    funny, but some of them are very familiar..

    20. Thatís weirdÖ.

    19. Itís never done that before.

    18. It worked yesterday.

    17. How is that possible?

    16. It must be a hardware problem.

    15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?

    14. There is something funky in your data. OR Itís a data problem, not a program problem.

    13. I havenít touched that module in weeks!

    12. You must have the wrong version.

    11. Itís just some unlucky coincidence.

    10. I canít test everything!

    9. THIS canít be the source of THAT.

    8. It works, but it hasnít been tested.

    7. Somebody must have changed my code.

    6. Did you check for a virus on your system?

    5. Even though it doesnít work, how does it feel?

    4. You canít use that version on your system.

    3. Why do you want to do it that way?

    2. Where were you when the program blew up?

    And the Number One Thing Programmers Say When Their Programs Donít Work:

    1. It works on my machine.

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    LMAO...!!! Do you ppl really do all this...OMG!

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    Re: 20 Things we Programmers say when something is not working..!!

    Omg what hehe....