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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - SachaGuitry
    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other but still they stay together. - HemantJoshi
    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Dumas
    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? " - SigmundFreud
    I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - SamKinison
    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - JamesHoltMcGavran
    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - PatrickMurray
    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash
    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...- Anonymous
    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman
    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - RodneyDangerfield
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - MiltonBerle
    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous
    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous
    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."





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    Re: Quotes - when a man steals your wife

    Nice quotes.............LOL....
    Vrishti Singh

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