Quotes - when a man steals your wife

[akchadha]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - SachaGuitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other but still they stay together. - HemantJoshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? " - SigmundFreud
I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - SamKinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - JamesHoltMcGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - PatrickMurray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...- Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - RodneyDangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - MiltonBerle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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[vrishtisingh]

Nice quotes.............LOL....