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    Heart 32 The Husband Store

    A store that only sells one item - new husbands - has just opened in New
    York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
    at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
    the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
    choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
    floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
    woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
    Help With Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
    Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but
    she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives
    store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited!!!

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    Re: The Husband Store

    this was really amazing

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