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    Heart 32 A conversation between a software Engineer and his wife

    > Software engineer and his wife

    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
    Wife
    - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband
    - hard disk full.
    Wife
    - have you brought the saree.
    Husband
    - Bad command or file name.
    Wife
    - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband
    - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
    Wife
    - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
    Husband
    - file in use, read only, try after some time.
    Wife
    - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
    Husband
    - sharing violation, access denied.
    Wife
    - I made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband
    - data type mismatch.
    Wife
    - you are useless.
    Husband
    - by default.
    Wife
    - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband
    - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
    Wife
    - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
    Husband
    - the only user with write permission.
    Wife
    - what is my value in your life?
    Husband
    - unknown virus detected.
    Wife
    - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband
    - Too many parameters.
    Wife
    - I will go to my dad's house.
    Husband
    - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
    Wife
    - I will leave you forever.
    Husband
    - close all programs and log out for another User.
    Wife
    - it is worthless talking to you.
    Husband
    - shut down the computer.
    Wife
    - I am going
    Husband
    - Its now safe to turn off your computer



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    Re: A conversation between a software Engineer and his wife

    nice and funny conversation.....
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