1. What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
2. What is height of laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
3. What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
4. What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.