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    Favorite 32 GOD's demo to Bill Gates[ funny]

    Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
    being sized up by God...

    "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether
    to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped
    society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also
    created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've
    never done before; in your case, I'm going to let you decide where
    you want to go."

    Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?"

    God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it
    will help your decision."

    bill: "Fine, but where should I go first?"

    god:"I'll leave that up to you."

    "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.

    It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of
    beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and
    frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He
    was very pleased.
    "This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see
    heaven! "Fine," said God, and off they went.
    Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
    playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
    Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
    "Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.

    "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."
    So Bill Gates went to Hell.
    Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see
    how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled
    to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned
    and tortured by demons.

    "How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
    Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and
    disappointment, "this is awful! This is nothing like the
    Hell I visited two weeks ago!
    I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other
    with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water????!
    "That was the DEMO," replied God

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    Re: GOD's demo to Bill Gates[ funny] hell changed later??? please explain?
    Last edited by vrishtisingh; 8th November 2011 at 09:55 PM.
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