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Thread: Joke : Dilbert's "Salary Theorem"

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    Joke : Dilbert's "Salary Theorem"

    Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that:

    "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

    Postulate 2: Time is Money.



    As every engineer and scientist knows:

    Power = Work/Time


    Since:

    Knowledge=Power

    Time=Money,


    then:

    Knowledge=Work/Money

    Solving for Money, we get:



    Money=Work/Knowledge.


    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.




    Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

    ..... @ishwarya ....

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    Re: Joke : Dilbert's "Salary Theorem"

    Good theorem for salary...
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